"Brother."
"Yes, brother?'
"I long for the cheese brother."
"So you do, brother."
"Please brother, my cravings must not go unmet. In your possesion is precisely the object of my desires. Lend me your aid and release me from my torment!"
"I'm afraid you shall be denied on this day, brother. This here cheese emporium serves only those deemed worthy of our wares."
"Brother, I beg of you. Each hour on this wretched plane is like a thousand lifetimes spent dolefully. Do you wish my days full of grief and anguish? Is there no limit of heartache to which you stay mute? I despair before you, brother! Hear my woes and lament my fate!"
"End your rambling, brother! Does your humiliating act know no end? You wish my silence broken? Then hear me now: The cheese is not meant for your mongrel hands and indignant tongue, mind scattered and held in illusion. Know you no propriety? For shame, brother! Society would meet its downfall, should we attend to every idle plea your kind espouses. I shall leave you now. Business needs to be pursued, and your foolish chitchat heeds no further consideration."
"No, brother! I block your path. Today I will not be revoked what is rightfully mine! I want and shall have the cheese!"
"How DARE you, brother!"
"I want cheese!"
"CEASE, BROTHER. Otherwise you shall be thrown unto the curb like the vile cretin you embody!"
"I want cheese, brother!"
"You shan't block me, brother! Recognize your betters and recall your station is below mine."
"I want cheese!"
"Peace upon you, brother! Your frenzied slurs shall go unheeded."
"I want cheese!"
"YOU SHALL BE DENIED TODAY AND YOU SHALL BE DENIED HENCEFORTH! This is your final warning, brother."
"I am also a customer, brother! Is this the way your clientele shall account your labor, cruel and uncaring? Do you seek to ridicule and defy my patronage?"
"Your patronage? Bah! I should rather dash myself upon the jagged rocks below a steep cliff before I consider your squalid 'patronage'! Witness my extensive legacy around you: gleaming piles of golden wheels, fit for only the most esteemed nobles! Years of training and expense have led me to prosperity, and your seedy embrace shall not taint my life's work! You provide me naught! YOU ARE NAUGHT!"
"THEN GO AND CHOKE ON YOUR PUTRID CURDS, BROTHER! It shall delight me, watching as it leaves you gasping and gagging, airways stifling! Your pride shall be your undoing, but know that you shall no longer enjoy my amity once it has befallen you. There are always others, brother. There will always be others. What gratuity, that your sordid goods shall now elude me forevermore!"